| Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 |
| 12:54 pm |
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| Monday, May 18th, 2009 |
| 9:43 pm |
Zoolander on literacy I know some of you are afraid to pick up a fashion magazine cos you think it'll contain words that look like strange animals to you. But don't worry, words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game. |
| Monday, December 22nd, 2008 |
| 6:31 pm |
Derek Zoolander on Christmas. Christmas is a time for kissing under the mistletoe but make sure the person you're kissing is really really ridiculously good looking.
Have a really really ridiculously good looking Christmas - Derek Zoolander. |
| Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 |
| 9:37 pm |
Your Life is Rated PG-13
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Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes!
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You Are Chunky Monkey Ice Cream
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Truthfully, you're too spazzy to be chunky - you cheeky monkey!
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| Friday, October 3rd, 2008 |
| 9:38 pm |
Zoolander on Racism Racism is silly and uncool. Who cares what color someones skin is as long as they're really really good looking. |
| Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 |
| 2:43 pm |
Zoolander on World Hunger Models are always starving themselves and that's good because then they look all skinny and cool but sometimes they starve themselves too much to where they look skeletony. |
| 2:39 pm |
My most embarrassing picture is:  I had braces to make my teeth look really really ridiciously good looking. The hair was ill-advised. It's by far my most embarrassing picture. |
| 2:35 pm |
I guess the look I'm most known for is Blue Steel  Then there's Ferrari  And La Tigra. La Tigra is more of a softer look, I use it in catalogues. |
| Sunday, September 28th, 2008 |
| 2:26 pm |
Zoolander on Glolalization I thought it would be a good idea to use this blog that sounds like a furry animal for good because I think there could be more to life than being really really good looking and being really really ridiciously good looking.
Half the worlds population is made up of water, the other 96% is wheat. That's just not enough. Think about it. No really. Think about it. |